IrenicEmbers

Just when I think I've got things figured out, I see lil' bits of oddness on Yahoo.... Venezuela is now an enemy? The Mormons are CIA spies??? What the hell? I know Venezuela has been trying to take over parts of my homeland, Guyana, for ages now, but me thinks they be smokin' too much ganja. {Note: the link may be gone soon because Yahoo is a tempermental lil' biatch.}

In other news, the Vatican bans goldfish bowls. For the love of God people... They also are making a rule about mandatory dog walks. *snicker* Thank goodness I don't live in Rome ... my pooch is a little bastard and mandatory dog walks won't be working with that prick.

Also, another reason why my boy is cute... there's this pepper in Guyana that's pretty damn hot, it's one of the hottest things I've ever eaten. When I went back to NY, I got a whole jar full (my mom grinds it up with salt, vinegar and lemon so it's like a hot sauce). Nick calls it Asshole Fire. He doesn't refer to it by anything else, so much so that I've started calling it Asshole Fire. Thank goodness we don't live with children.