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Awlful Day

So far today, I got paid to sit on my butt and apply to 10 jobs from Monster, 5 from HotJobs and currently surfing Career Builder. I also took an IQ test, showing once and for all, in the last two years, my mind has become mush.

Next up, catching up to my voicemail messages and bugging all my old friends. If you want me to give you a call, please let me know.

ARGH!

I think I'm going to apply for the Border Patrol Agent job. I'll be excellent at the border. These people think I'm fresh off some boat anyway.

Posted by IrenicEmbers on January 11, 2006 10:44 AM |

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Did you read about "fulla" barbie? she's quite pretty. I think we should petition for a coolie barbie, LIBERTY!

Posted by: j | January 11, 2006 01:50 PM

holy jihad! do they have any idea of what they've done. that's too funny.

Posted by: Andrea | January 11, 2006 01:57 PM

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