IrenicEmbers

I've got to admit that I've had exactly two crushes on celebrities, having not a tendency to want outside my scope of influence normally ... I've isolated it to just two.

The first everyone knows of ... and that's Sting. That man's voice does things to me that almost no one else could do. Actually, I'm wrong, there was one other person, but he's not in my life anymore. I could listen to any one of Sting's songs and get instantly soothed.

The other is Joe Rogan... yeah, guy from fear factor and newsradio... don't ask. I read his postings whenever he posts, and I want to have his babies in such a bad way. A way that should be reserved for people that you've actually met and had a relationship with. Call it strange, but there you have it. I've got a huge monster crush on a tv show guy that looks like he's in constant need of lip balm.

I've got 3 hours, 15 minutes to fold 3 loads of laundry, do a sink load of dishes, vaccum three floors and wash two bathrooms down. I'm procrastinating, can't you tell....