Explaining this will be hard.
So, last year, when I was at my old job, the job before my last old job ... something happened where I had to wear a neck brace for about a week. Went to the Dr. and he said it was most likely stress and other crap... well at about 4am I woke up with this nagging pain in my neck. By 6:30 it was full blown "can't-move-my-neck". Neck brace goes back on and I have to look like a gimp.
It'll be fun explaining this today.