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Things that could have gone wrong today that did:
- Got pulled over by Everett's finest for turning right when there was a sign that said, "NO RIGHT TURNS".
- Got verbally bitchslapped by the apartment rental manager because I went to pick up a package (x-mas gift) that they didn't know where it belonged to because my name's not on the lease ... and we're "in terms of violation for our lease" blah blah blah
- Got into a conversation with my very good friend about her impending birth of a second child, only to be told that her mom, one of the good people, is horribly sick (diabetes, abnormal breast exam, etc, etc)
- Got into a huge fight with Nick about the dog and said breaking of terms in the lease
- Pulled something in my neck that's hurting like a sonofabitch
- I STILL CAN'T EAT PROPERLY FROM THIS MOTHERFUCKING WISDOM TEETH
Not sure whether I should cry or laugh.